Friday, October 23, 2009

Night Terrors

Discovered a chink in the marital armor this week. Ive been in training till 2 AM the last few nights (for the rest of the month) finding myself arriving home around 3AM and trying hard not to wake the fam. -could explain my lack of coherent thought-.
Recently realised my fear of not quite waking John.
Through our marriage there have been episodes of John "sleep" responding. I'll admit, I sleep in slight fear of my personal safety. John has attacked dream foes but never in my direction. But, sneaking in at 3AM Im afraid he will imagine me an intruder. Well, there is a baseball bat by the bed. Perhaps we should consider this my memoirs. You should all know that if anything happens to me, I completely forgive him and will wait patiently for him on the other side. Poor John.

1 comment:

Heather said...

Oh my gosh that is hilarious! I am actually that way a little. I won't realize that I have done something (like answer the phone) until I get a chance to wake up a little. Sometimes it will take me like 5 minutes to figure out who I am talking to, though I know the person on the other end well and know I know them! LOL